Lame pick up lines

Comments: OffOctober 14th, 2011 by

Lame pick up lines: completely useless try of seduction or something else? We should start by defining lame. Lame means basically something disabled, weak or inadequate. Lame means something unsatisfactory, unsophisticated or not in touch with modern trends. Lame related words would be square, cripple and feeble. As far as pickup lines are concerned most of us out there are using term lame pick up lines to describe some horrible attempt of seduction with one sentence we heard or even tried. Lame pick up lines are not the best pick up lines however we look at it. If we use such line we probably turn out to be laughing stock. Well, that’s one possibility. Others include yelling, middle finger showing and slapping .

Painful consequences or weak results of our seduction attempts is surely not in our mind when we’re trying to define the best pick up lines. Desirable outcome of pickup lines are of course dating, having sex, spending time together and similar. The best pick up lines are in a way act of seducing or should we better say influencing by desire or hope. Lame pick up lines do not culminate in sexual intercourse. For you guys out there: there won’t be any scoring, to understand better. So it is really essential to choose and prepare such try carefully.

Our seduction try should attract and charm. Lame pick up lines have opposite effect and they do not entice the person we’re trying to seduce! Lame lines probably won’t result in a single little tiny kiss. And on the other hand: clever thinking, being funny in a smart way, using proper lines and highlighting our good sides or benefits should lead directly to success. Our try should persuade other person we’re totally attractive and it is worth having date, sex or full time love affair with us.

Here are some lame lines:

 

 


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Hilarious pick up lines

Comments: OffSeptember 7th, 2011 by

Hilarious pick up lines category is pure fun. Now let’s ask ourselves a precise question what hilarious pick up lines exactly are and what is the goal if we use it. We all of course know what the goal is. We’re probably trying to seduce a person. We’re thinking about what to say and which technique to use. It is probably the best if we use pickup lines that make a person we’re seducing laugh.Now, we all know there are different kind of laughs. We don’t want to present ourselves as stupid hillbillies and be the laughing stock for that matter. We wanna say some of the best pick up lines, we wanna get ourselves a date, spend a night with that particular person or maybe – in some cases – we want to propose. Hilarious pick up lines just may be the good start…

It varies from person to person what hilarious pick up lines really are. Some people may think pickup lines we use are hilarious and pure fun, others may think they are just lame. That actually stands for any seduction technique. There are many debates whether approach with the best pick up lines is good at all, or is it just plane stupid and shows lack of confidence and imagination. Now, there isn’t a one hundred percent totally right answer to that question. As we mentioned in other articles it all really depends on situation, people involved and many other parameters. Some things work for some people and some just don’t.

What more to say about hilarious pick up lines? Just try to remain confident, use the best pick up lines, choose the right moment – and the right person of course – and you’ll probably enjoy success. Failure is also possible, but the more you try – the higher is success rate!


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Worst pick up lines

Comments: OffAugust 23rd, 2011 by

Worst pick up lines are mostly served as the best pick up lines. Person who serves it actually means the best. Unfortunately the moment is not right, the mood can not be just right or something else is wrong. Worst pick up lines most certainly kill our chances for success in the game of seduction. Pickup lines like that in many cases cause disgraceful looks, showing middle finger in the air and similar. Worst pick up lines are also memorable easy, as anyone who ever used it won’t use it again. Failure hurts.

The best pick up lines are of course trying to seduce, not to blow people away. Our intention is to impress with pickup lines and don’t make a fool of ourselves. As said many times before there are many important things to know when serving it. The complete situation has to be carefully monitored, targeted person well observed and the words have to be really carefully chosen. Plus the moment has to be right.

Worst pick up lines may help targeting person notices us, but that is not the point. She (or he) won’t just melt in your bed if you use a cheesy one liner. If further conversation is not allowed that is really a sign we totally failed. We may have served polite and charming line, but maybe the person addressed is just not interested in any kind of conversation, not to mention relationship. That doesn’t mean that the line we used is bad or from so called worst pick up lines category. It just means we did not serve it to the right person. It is really all a matter of right evaluation.

The best pick up lines are effective. As a result we get an invitation. Is that an invitation to dance, to join somebody at the bar, to escort somebody or something other really does not matter…

These mentioned above are of course not the best dating tips you’ll ever find. Those are just a few examples of what might possibly be really wrong choice. And maybe not. It is for you to find out.


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Nerdy pick up lines

Comments: OffAugust 17th, 2011 by

Nerdy pick up lines are really something quite specific. Pickup lines like that are meant to be used on a specific kind of people. You know the type: nerdy bookworm. The kind with glasses and all. Nerdy pick up lines are probably the best pick up lines for the kind of person who thinks that repairing your hard drive and later catching favorite TV show – such as Firefly – is absolutely romantic.

Nerdy pick up lines are all about science, science movies, physics, even atomic physics, maths and other themes like that. It is very limited group of people who understands pickup lines like that and therefore there is a very very limited amount of people who think those are the best pick up lines and they really use it. In fact – even nerds can be of different kinds.

There are par example even music nerds, gamer nerds, artist nerds, poetry nerds and similar. To give you an example what would be nerdy pick up lines for such people: Hey baby, i have a special new mute for your f-hole. It is not only girls who are nerdy. There are a lot nerdy boys out there as well.

Here are some more nerdy pick up lines: 1. You are turning my floppy disk into a hard drive.  2. I should put on my Goron’s tunic,you look too hot. 3. What about hooking up like male and female plug?

Everyone of us is in fact somewhere deep inside a bit of a nerd. So nerdy pick up lines might in some moments suit to anyone of us.  Definition of nerd would be: that is an intelligent person. A nerd is probably non conformistic individual, an expert on particular theme (or just believes he/she is). If there is an obsession with such theme and intelligence is lost we might talk about a dork. So in the future to come you might even find an article about the best pick up lines for dorks here…

So, what do you think about dating tips like these mentioned above?


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